So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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