Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
