How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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