I want to walk on stilts...naked
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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