Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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