I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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