Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I love having hate sex.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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