Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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