This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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