my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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