there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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