He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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