I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
