that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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