I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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