in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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