we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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