dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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