This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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