Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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