Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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