In the future we'll all be gay
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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