I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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