he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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