My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you would pick up someone in the library
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Found your dick twin last night
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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