So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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