did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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