What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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