So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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