what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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