i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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