We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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