C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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