I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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