Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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