Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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