i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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