I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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