u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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