: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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