Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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