she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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