I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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