Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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