I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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