so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
