is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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