i jhust puked up my retainher.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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