I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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