Dual....:-)
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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