i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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