I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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