whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I am naked and annoyed.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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