So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??