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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters

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• (806): View more from Texas

  What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.

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  ...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I would rather suck a dick or two than go there

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.

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