There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is