just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...