there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
