That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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