week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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