As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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